Hows about the yoopers translation? (btw I am posting this with great respect as I usta live up nort der hey in da frozen tundra, ya knows, where day talk like dis)
youse guys 'n here. Crashed on da floor when I moved ‘n
Dese li'l bungalow wif some strange newz guys
Stay up too late, an' I'm ta thin eh? Yah, youbetcha
weunz promise da udders it's til da en'
Now we're sp’nn’n empty jumbos eh?
It's da five of youse
wif pre'n eyed guys lil' gurls die ta trust
I ka’nt resist da day
No, I ka’nt resist da day eh?
Jenny hallers out an' it aint no pose
'Cause when she daintss she goes an' goes
Beer through da nose on an inside joke
I'm so excited, I ha’nt spreeken
An' she's so pre’n, an' she's so sure
Maybe I'm mow cle’er dan a lil' gurl like der
Dasummer's all ‘n bloom
Dasummer is pre'ner end’n soon over ya der hey eh?
It's alriat an' it's nice not ta be so alone
But I hold on ta yorine secrets ‘n ya white houses
Maybe I'm a li'l bit over my hid
I come undone at da thins he seys
An' he's so gut splitt’n' ‘n dis briat red shirt
weunz wuz all ‘n love an' weunz all gaughts hurt
I sneak ‘nta dis snow tank's cracked leather seat
Da smell of gaas ‘n dasummer heat
youse guys, we're go’n way too fast
It's all ta sweet ta last eh?
youbetcha
An' I put myself ‘n dis hands
But I hold on ta yorine secrets ‘n white houses
Luv, or someth’n ignites ‘n my ve’ns
An' I pray it pre'ner ne'er fades ‘n white houses eh?
My farst time, hard ta ‘splain
Rush of blood, oh, an' a li'l bit of pain
On a cloudy day, it's mow common than youse guys tink
He's my farst mistekk eh… Holyowha
Maybe yous guys wuz all fasner than me eh?
Gaught up da udders up so easily
These silly li'l wounds will ne'er mend
I feel so pre' fa from wher I've been
So I went, an' I willn’t be back here aguen
I'm gone as da day is fad’n on white houses eh?
I lied, wrote my injuries all n da dust
‘n my heart is da five of us
‘n white houses
An' you, maybe youse'l tink of me
What I gave is youse ta keep
‘n white houses
‘n white houses
‘n white houses
Ya know? Eh?
