Wooo! I thought I would post this herre instead of burrying at the bottom of the LP post where no one would see it....this is an email i am sending to a local station to try to get free tickets
Hey, I heard you were giving away tickets to the Summer Sanitarium in Atlanta Georgia July 11th. And I wanted to email you to tell you that I will do anything to get just 1 ticket...(or if you want 2). But I came up with a list of some things I will do to: promote your station, absolutly humiliate myself, and get me a ticket to see LINKIN PARK!
Heres the list:
1. Walk around with only a thong on and stickers of 93.3 The Planet, all over my body except my head. For 6 or more hours downtown, at cherrydale, or wherever...hell I would even do it in front of bob jones university. (Who cares about body hair, I'll sacrafice it and inflict pain for Linkin Park tickets.)
2. I will let people throw food at me for 1 hour.
3. I'll let you shave my legs, arms(I would let you shave my head, but I gotta look good for the concert...)
4. You can, paint my finger nails and toe nails whatever color you want.
5. You can paint me entire skin (except the croch area, and my ass)
6. You can cover me in peanut butter or jelly or whatever you chose(within reason).
7. You can stick condoms on my fingers and I will wear sandles and you can put them on my toes.
8. And I will wear a ski mask.
Hell, I love Linkin Park so much, you don't have to pick one of those, I will do all 8 of them at once! Does that not make you wanna give me a ticket for doing that? I mean come on, think of all the listeners you would get listening when you tell them your gonna do that to me. I'll be emailing all my friends and calling them telling them to listen cause I'm gonna be embarassing my ass off!! So please please please let me! I will do anything ANYTHING ANYTHING....you can even come up with somemore(withing reason)! And if not, if you could atleast send me back details on how to win the tickets...
Thanks--And again I beg please!
Daniel Marko
