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« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2004, 05:06:07 am »
Quote from: "Tia"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
What's a "chat up line"?


A line a guy uses when he's tryna chat you up? I really dunno how to explain...I'm bad at explaning :?

Ask Rosie :)


I guess it's like a pick-up line?
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« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2004, 07:20:54 am »
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Quote from: "Tia"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
What's a "chat up line"?


A line a guy uses when he's tryna chat you up? I really dunno how to explain...I'm bad at explaning :?

Ask Rosie :)


I guess it's like a pick-up line?


Thats right. Me and my friend used to have whole lessons where we just pretend to chat each other up- so amusing.
"I'm all about the wordplay."

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« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2004, 08:56:00 am »
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I guess it's like a pick-up line?


Yus! But Rosie already said that...

The boys at college are so lame :headshake:
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« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2004, 11:13:42 am »
Grakthis: I'd marry me if I were a woman

Revenge is sweet.
"I'm all about the wordplay."

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« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2004, 11:16:18 am »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Grakthis: I'd marry me if I were a woman

Revenge is sweet.


rosieposy87: i'd marry me if i were a guy
rosieposy87: lol
Grakthis: See! You are a narccicist too!
rosieposy87: lol
rosieposy87: no, i'm just fit

 :wink:
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« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2004, 11:18:22 am »
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Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Grakthis: I'd marry me if I were a woman

Revenge is sweet.


rosieposy87: i'd marry me if i were a guy
rosieposy87: lol
Grakthis: See! You are a narccicist too!
rosieposy87: lol
rosieposy87: no, i'm just fit

 :wink:


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« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2004, 12:43:54 pm »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Grakthis: I'd marry me if I were a woman

Revenge is sweet.


rosieposy87: i'd marry me if i were a guy
rosieposy87: lol
Grakthis: See! You are a narccicist too!
rosieposy87: lol
rosieposy87: no, i'm just fit

 :wink:


Hmph. YOU WILL NEVER BE A LORD.


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« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2004, 08:14:43 pm »
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LittleFish81: we skinned our cadavers back and separated the trapezius and latisimus dorsi muscles
Grakthis: Ewwwwwwwwww!
Grakthis: Ok
Grakthis: new topic
Grakthis: uh
LittleFish81: lol
Grakthis: tell me about your lab group or something
LittleFish81: wimp!:-P
Grakthis: I don't like dead bodies :-(
Grakthis: it weirds me out
LittleFish81: lol at one pt this kid rami comes over and is like...yours just looks like dried up chicken?
Grakthis: *gags*
LittleFish81: his group go the really fat guy
LittleFish81: lots of adipose tissue to remove ...but really nice muscles
LittleFish81: our guy is shriveled and emaciated
Grakthis: what's adipose tissue?
LittleFish81: fat
Grakthis: ah
LittleFish81: its all yellow and gooey
LittleFish81: really gross
Grakthis: ...
Grakthis: now you're doing it on purpose


lmao...I can't believe you put this in here. Too funny!
aww limey...don't worry I'll try and spare you the details
tho it is soooooooooo much fun to gross people out.

I get to go into the lab tomorrow and clean up the axillary (armpit) area and review the first 11 muscles we need to know tomorrow.
yay for anatomy

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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2004, 08:25:17 am »
I've never said/typed anything funny in my whole entire life.

*slaps knee.

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« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2004, 11:06:40 am »
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I've never said/typed anything funny in my whole entire life.

*slaps knee.


Ha!  I wish I had some of our old chat logs  :D
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« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2004, 11:02:56 am »
Er- to get back on topic.

LIlKaNgADawg: hi
Lauren: heyy joey
LIlKaNgADawg: wanna go get wasted? we can drink beer and stuff... because we're rebels like that, right?
Lauren: oh joey joey joey
LIlKaNgADawg: i know, i cant control myself
Lauren: i would rather go jump on a trampoline
LIlKaNgADawg: im such a rebel
Lauren: lol and that u r

Eh, I guess you guys wouldn't get it. Her and a few other people were talking about how innocent all the girls in our grade our, and how they're the rebels and stuff, so I consistently give them flack about it.
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« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2004, 01:43:43 pm »
I dont know if that is a guy on this board, but somehow they got my SN from a vanessa carlton board or site

mj2123: vanessa is going to marry me
mj2123: she ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules!!!!!!!!!
emmy ceru: oh really?  lol...
mj2123: and will have my children
mj2123: 47 of them
emmy ceru: 47? you're going to be pretty busy, eh?
mj2123: but I have to get a penis reduction first because it always hurts girls
mj2123: its the truth though

and then later...

mj2123: is that you holding the devil bear?
emmy ceru: no
mj2123: who is it
emmy ceru: a friend, why?
mj2123: what do you look like then
emmy ceru: why do you want to know?
mj2123: because we want to know if we have to be good looking to get a hold of vanessa

katiakaysha: I MUST DO MY PEEPEES

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« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2004, 07:06:01 pm »
so, to um, try and get this back on track:

littleItaly1786: if i was a black man, i would want to be usher
LimeTwister: well, that is a normal thing to think about o.O
littleItaly1786: hey he was on tv and it just sort of....came to me :-P
LimeTwister: i would be beyonce
LimeTwister: so I could just stare at myself in the mirror
littleItaly1786: because i'm sure she does that when she's not busy singing or going out with jay-z :-P
LimeTwister: she does
littleItaly1786: lol
LimeTwister: in fact, she does while singing "me myself and I"
LimeTwister: i'd totally break up with jay-z too
littleItaly1786: LMAO
littleItaly1786: hahaha
littleItaly1786: why's that?
littleItaly1786: despite the freaky age difference
LimeTwister: VC and S lol
LimeTwister: I don't like jay-z
littleItaly1786: ah
littleItaly1786: oooh haha yeah, that is quite the age difference
LimeTwister: and I wouldn't need jay-z...
littleItaly1786: you'd be an independant woman
LimeTwister: because I had myself...and a mirror o.O
littleItaly1786: i can just here the song playing in the background
littleItaly1786: LMAO
LimeTwister: charlie how your angels get down like that?
littleItaly1786: lmfao

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« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2004, 07:18:18 pm »
*double post - but not my fault!*

lol i think while merging the threads somehow my post got put in two times :-P

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« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2004, 07:20:33 pm »
disclaimer: i find these funny, God only knows if you all will.

Jen [11:01 PM]:  i hate nuts in brownies
Jen [11:01 PM]:  almost as much as ice in milk
Jen [11:01 PM]:  and my favorite band of all time getting the shaft from their lable
Me [11:02 PM]:  if by "getting the shaft"  you mean they're getting ass raped by elektra, i agree
Jen [11:02 PM]:  oh yes

Me [3:44 PM]:  it was like, forget everything that happened, it was all a mistake.
Luke [3:44 PM]:  he probably thought you were someone else then
Me [3:44 PM]:  no "i'm sorry for freaking you out, i know you're just an innocent fan who thinks i'm cool; did i mention my wife's a psychotic lunatic?"
*natalie*



at least i can say
i was not afraid
i loved you all the way
i'd pick the fool any day.