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Random funny AIM convos
« on: November 30, 2003, 09:14:36 pm »
Yeah...put them here...random IM convos amuse me.

Rene: I really want a new phone
Rene: like forget love, it's all about my phone
Tricia: i am beginning to realize that
Tricia: you'll leave me for a phone!
Rene: LOL
Rene: you don't comfort me at night =(
Tricia: i'm disturbed if your phone does
Tricia: cause yeah
Tricia: i've seen those things vibrate
Rene: LOL!!!
Rene: dude my phone doesn't vibrate
Tricia: lmao...THAT'S WHY YOU WANT A NEW ONE!
Tricia: *dies*
Rene: LMAO
Rene: you suck!!!
Tricia: you're the one who wants a vibrating phone to comfort you at night
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2003, 12:18:54 am »
Oh my god! That's rather disturbing.

My phone never vibrated, it was a piece of crap. Now its gone. Well it serves as a digital phone book. haha.

Me and my friend Josh like to get on fake sn's and IM people from school - so they don't know it is us. It's kind of hard to explain, but we just annoy them, and try to temp them sexually. It's also fun to bug random people who we find in 50 Cent chat rooms and things like that...Josh summed it up easily, "you have to have a weird sense of humor in order to get a long with us."

CRAP! I can't find the good ones! (I'll Post later)
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2003, 11:48:34 am »
Me : my milkshake
Heather : brings all the boys to the yard
Me : and their life
Heather : is better than yours
Me : damn right
Heather : is better than yours
Me : i could teach you
Heather : but i have to charge


Random.... kinda funny.  :D
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2003, 12:03:44 pm »
One very hyper afternoon, talking about a certain boy shape:

Rosie says:we need a very english name for him-Mr Raul of raulington
Nerea says:LOL u r nuts!
Rosie says:i can just imagine u saying it aswell!! "mr raul of raulington'
Nerea says:HELLO! Exclusive- Mr Raul of Raulington-in his 10 page feature of him and his wonderful wife Nerea!
Rosie says:priceless pictures and exclusive insider information
Nerea says:showing us their wonderful suffolk mansion
Rosie says:oh we are such legends!!
Nerea says:lol we are!
Rosie says:HELLO! Exclusive: Mr Raul of Raulington and his wonderful wife Nerea invite you to an exclusive preview of their wonderful suffolk mansion
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2003, 12:30:02 pm »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
One very hyper afternoon, talking about a certain boy shape:

Rosie says:we need a very english name for him-Mr Raul of raulington
Nerea says:LOL u r nuts!
Rosie says:i can just imagine u saying it aswell!! "mr raul of raulington'
Nerea says:HELLO! Exclusive- Mr Raul of Raulington-in his 10 page feature of him and his wonderful wife Nerea!
Rosie says:priceless pictures and exclusive insider information
Nerea says:showing us their wonderful suffolk mansion
Rosie says:oh we are such legends!!
Nerea says:lol we are!
Rosie says:HELLO! Exclusive: Mr Raul of Raulington and his wonderful wife Nerea invite you to an exclusive preview of their wonderful suffolk mansion


LMAO how come u still have that convo?? Hehe that was good times... Now we have Il Duce - have I told you about it??
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2003, 12:50:58 pm »
This one should be random enough and depending on where your mind is as you read it, quite entertaining. Sad thing is it's 100% true :)

Me (2:35:41 PM): I've found out something rather disturbing in regards to my new army job
Gordo (2:35:53 PM): What's that
Me (2:36:26 PM): well, I'm going to be trained as kind of an "on the spot" doctor, if there is a need I would be able to take care of it, but I overlooked one field of doctors, and yep, I have to cover it too...............................OB/GYN
Gordo (2:38:30 PM): eeeh
Me (2:38:44 PM): ha, yeah, I didn't see that in the fine print
Gordo (2:38:48 PM): lol
Me (2:38:55 PM): want to know what's goign to be even more bizarre?
Gordo (2:39:05 PM): WHat's that
Me (2:39:47 PM): at Fort Sam Houston, where I go to train this stuff, all the stuff is trained by classroom exp and hands on exp, so in shot training, we stick each other, but this means for gyno training I have to get a little too close with one of my girl army friends, which'll be vastly weird
Me (2:40:55 PM): I'm sure by the end of that her and I will be quite teh close friends
Gordo (2:44:21 PM): lol
Gordo (2:44:25 PM): Or really bad enemies
Me (2:44:31 PM): well, that's if my hand slips
Me (2:44:49 PM): then she'll think I'm trying something "funny"
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2003, 12:59:55 pm »
i dont have the actual convo, but this msn hacker IMed me wanting my zipcode so they could attempt to get into my msn... lol and i convinced them that my zipcode was 12345 and I lived on 123 Sesame Street...
(yeah, I'm dumb)
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2003, 01:01:29 pm »
Quote from: "Emily"
i dont have the actual convo, but this msn hacker IMed me wanting my zipcode so they could attempt to get into my msn... lol and i convinced them that my zipcode was 12345 and I lived on 123 Sesame Street...
(yeah, I'm dumb)


Haha! On things, I always say my zip code. One time, they needed to find a state that fit that zip code (angelfire), and it's actually Schenectady, New York. Ha!
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2003, 01:46:25 pm »
Me and my cousin Sarah were talking about Martina McBride - Concrete Angel

Sarah: i love all her songs
Me: i hate that girl song of hers
Me: catchy, but about girls....
Me: sung by a girl
Me: and she isn't a lesbian!
Me: that's a disgrace
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2003, 05:56:11 pm »
Lesley: i walked into the library and i looked like a snowoman
Me: I walked into the store and my boss's 16 month old daughter pointed and laughed at me
Lesley: I'm really afraid of the snow now.....
Me:  :razz:
Lesley: *shot to me pawing at the air to keep the snow away from my face*
Me: I'm thinking that this is going to make for an interesting conversation at the lunch table tomorrow
Lesley: probably
Me: hehe read my info
Lesley: hahaha!
Me: it's the truth! it may look white and fluffy and oooooh so lovely, but it's not! It's the devil's craft!
Lesley:    hah hah i still sort of enjoy snow though *shivers* even through its evil behaviour
me:   yes, as do i......but for now....it's the devils craft!
lesley :   *holds her fingers up in the cross position*
lesley :   it is! it is!
me:   lmao! i speek the truth!

lol, my friend and i got stuck walking in a full on blizzard. not funny at the time, but so friggen hilarious now :-P ever have snow get shot up your nose? quite the interesting experience.....
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2003, 07:05:57 am »
I've had some really funny convo's on msn, but i deleted loads a few days ago  :?
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2004, 11:09:16 am »
This MB needs a thread for funny chat logs!

I'll start  :D

rosieposy87: haha, you are freaking out
Grakthis: So all I have to do is save England from being destroyed by an evil villan
Grakthis: and the queen will make me a knight!
rosieposy87: shall i be the evil villain?
Grakthis: ... if you're volunteering ;-)
Grakthis: really though
Grakthis: shouldn't Evil Rosie do it?
rosieposy87: Rosie Evil is her name!
rosieposy87: yeah, but she's mentally unstable
rosieposy87: and in love with harry
rosieposy87: lol
Grakthis: perfect
Grakthis: mentally unstable people will do anything
Grakthis: all we have to do
Grakthis: is convince her that Harry will love her
Grakthis: if she blows up the queen!
Grakthis: Then I stop her
rosieposy87: YES!
Grakthis: save the queen
rosieposy87: we could be the modern day gunpowder plot
Grakthis: You can be my sidekick!
rosieposy87: can i wear a cool outfit!?
Grakthis: the queen makes both of us knights
Grakthis: and then I marry your cousin!
Grakthis: cause i'm a hero
Grakthis: of course we can
Grakthis: you can design them :-)
rosieposy87: hell yeah!
Grakthis: You do realize I have to post this conversation on NH.com, right?
rosieposy87: lol, if you reaaaaally want to!
Grakthis: it's entirely too funny not to :-)
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2004, 11:21:38 am »
Ahhh Grakky, your never ending quest to be a lord/knight/something has come to its thrilling climax- our plan is foolproof! Fooooooooooolproof!
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2004, 11:36:55 am »
lol this is really dumb, but i thought it was funny cuz my friend thought I was being serious:

CakeOverTheFence: *cough* i think they drugged my happy meal
Adawanna: what?
CakeOverTheFence: lol they put a happy drug in my happy meal
Adawanna: who?
CakeOverTheFence: ronald
Adawanna: what kind of drug?
CakeOverTheFence: happy drug!
CakeOverTheFence: whee!
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2004, 11:54:22 am »
grakky! <3
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