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For all interested, I too can fit inside a dryer:
oh, well I didn't realize it was bigger. I have to come over there and fit in YOUR dryer then. No, better yet, I am going to try to fit in my little dryer at home. My mom will be like, "Emily, what the FUCK are you DOING?!?!"
But I have to say I love the feeling of anything going up my butt, it just drives me wild.
aww what the heck