Why would anyone lurk? It is like the best thread of all time. Ninja, giant robots, zombies, crack crimefighting superteams all of that shit!
I know I brought most of it up, and I am the only one to care about that stuff, but still. God damn, I even throw in decapitation!
What more do you need? Naked pictures of Jenniffer Love Hewitt?
Wait.....good idea.
Oh, and I'm 6'3"