OMG You do not know the half of it. Here a 'novelty' song is basically number one every Christmas- how would you like that? A few years ago an animated children's cartoon character got #1 (Bob The Builder), before that TELETUBBIES did, before that a random man in a pink jelly suit called Mr. Blobby got #1. We also get all of that Eurotrash that is extremely painful to the ears. Luckily, in America, you get the really awful stuff filtered out by the sheer size of your music industry- thank your lucky stars!! lol.