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« on: October 13, 2004, 08:30:01 am »
I don't normally eat Chinese food, but we had a free lunch at work today, and it's what we had.

anywho, do you ever believe some of the things that are written on fortune cookies?  I mean, half the time it's not so much a fortune, but just something about you.  Weird.

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2004, 08:31:57 am »
my ex-boyfriend once got one that read "if you're still hungry, eat another fortune cookie."
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2004, 09:28:50 am »
interesting that this is the one i got today  :D


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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2004, 01:25:35 pm »
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my ex-boyfriend once got one that read "if you're still hungry, eat another fortune cookie."


LMFAO. That is hilarious.  :twisted:
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2004, 02:21:19 pm »
I usually throw them away, they taste yucky.

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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2004, 02:36:13 pm »
I got three in one meal that all said, "You will be invited to small gathering with lots of spicy conversation."
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2004, 02:39:08 pm »
Does anyone else add "...in bed" after their fortune?  It's wicked funny.  Like Nat's would be "You will be invited to small gathering with lots of spicy conversation, in bed."
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2004, 02:47:35 pm »
now thats my kind of fortune cookie.

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2004, 02:53:36 pm »
I got one a long time ago that was pretty pleasing, its on my fridge:


Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical.


What an ego boost  :razz:
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2004, 03:26:42 pm »
Quote from: "Dancernl"
Does anyone else add "...in bed" after their fortune?  It's wicked funny.  Like Nat's would be "You will be invited to small gathering with lots of spicy conversation, in bed."

Sure do :D  Makes it much more interesting.
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2004, 03:24:56 am »
in bed   :razz:

haha

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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2004, 12:01:06 pm »
okay, it wasn't from a fortune cookie, but it was from a website that I go to when bored.  My fortune for today was:

"You will eventually realise that you must stop wearing a hat."

I nearly DIED of laughter.

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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2004, 12:02:14 pm »
btw I am collecting the papers from fortune cookies, I'm going to be making something out of them when I get enough.  So if you eat chinese a lot, maybe save the fortunes for me and then send them??  If you are so kind...

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2004, 04:53:57 pm »
I remember being in second grade and getting one at school that said "You or a close friend will be married in a year." Of course, in second grade, the conjunction "or" didn't seem to bear much meaning to anyone else, so that went over well... :roll:

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2004, 05:45:49 pm »
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!  Married at 2nd grade ^^

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