The one in my sig...
"Dr. Seuss has lots of made up words in his books likes shnozzlebot and hidden weapons of mass destruction....." Ike Barinholtz, MADtv
"In the bible there seem to be two main themes.... wine and a lot of shit I have trouble believing, and I think the wine came first." - Some Comedian
"I carry a lighter with me. I don't smoke, there's just some songs that I really like." - Demetri Martin
Peter : Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian : Peter, those are cheerios.