Dear Grakthis,
You seem to be so excellent at giving advice in a way that is not only informative but demeaning also! You have a way of insulting someone from every aspect of their character by trying to prove your own superiority, you could've taught Abby a thing of two about a thing or two!
Thanks! It's hard work... I mean, not the proving my superiority part. That's easy. But giving advice WHILE being demeaning and insulting at the same time. It's taken me years of practice.
But maybe your audience would be more responsive if you said something in a way that didn't make them feel like shit. Stupid shit.
But.... they are stupid shit. The goal isn't really to educate the person I am insulting. That person is almost always beyond help. It's to educate everyone else :teach:
I've also seen how misguided Will is, rather than producing an intelligent well-rounded person like you think you are, all you created was a younger, equally pompous, annoying, sexist, chauvenist asshole 
CONGRATS!!!!!!!
I'm not really sure where Will is a chauvenist... but regardless, an attack on him isn't really winning you and points here. That was more of a joke. Will and I used to clash all the time when he first showed up.
I really wanna go on your super system real fast, sign me up!
You're well on your way already, tard!
I also was curious when I saw that you are an "application engineer" whatever the hell that might be. I looked it up and got very vague answers ranging from computer tech support to professional brochure-making. Can you please tell me what exactly it is you do, it seriously is bothering me. THANX
You're right. It's a nigh impossible job to describe in one title.
I am a consultant in the manufacturing industry. Large manufacturing plants (my own customers are mostly automotive, but they include Toyota, Nissan, Ford, Dana, Alcan, Magna, UPS, etc) have information or process issues and they call us and say "we have this problem, how can we fix it?" And we write a proposal of how to fix it, then they pay us to come in and fix it.
A good example is a project I am doing right now for Toyota. They have a department where all of the processes are done manually (meaning, we cannot collect data directly from the machines doing the process) but they want to keep performance data on the process, including the operators performance. So I am writing a system that runs on a handheld unit with a barcode scanner that will be used by the operator to scan their badge, then scan a series of tags on the parts they are processing to indicate what they are doing. Then we track times, and generate reports.
As a result, the team leader can see which members of the team have the highest performance numbers, and on which processes. They can set goals for each shift, and track spillover. They can keep cycle time data for more accurate cost estimates, as well as tracking about a half dozen performance "metrics" that toyota uses internally. They can even check performance information real time, to see how the shift is going so far.
The job ranges from very interesting to very boring, depending on the project in question.
And one more thing, I'm not really sure Paris Hilton would want to carry around a Coach bag in public. I would imagine she would only use them to clean up after little Tinkerbell or as a barf-baggy when she gets sick on the highway.
But then again I care as much about Paris Hilton's nausea as you should care about what 16-year-olds say on Nessaholics
Have I been talking about Paris hilton? I don't think so.
Also, stupidity knowns no age bounds. I deal with it when I see it regardless of where it comes from.
At age 16, I knew better.
P.S. I like the alternating capitalization and the "69" at the end of your screen name. Those are normally indications of an intelligent and well adjusted person. It's all very "myspace."
P.P.S. I wonder, do you know what sarcasm is? I guess we'll see.
