Fave Movie Quotes?

[Dancernl]

shampoo is betta, i go on first and clean the hair.  Contditiona is betta I make the hari silky and smooth...oh really fool?  Really!......stop looking at me swan! ~Billy Madison

Do you thinkit's easy for me to be Miss Mary Sunshine all the time?  I'm the Marcia f*ucking Brady of the upper East side and I hate it.
~Cruel Intentions

Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let be a part of who you become
~My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[BWilli]

here are two from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

1.  Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

2.  Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

[Grakthis]

lol.  The vast majority of my favorite quotes aren't suitable to repeat infront of the "younger" audience on this MB  :wink:

So lets try a few PG ones....

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorceres ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fort" - Moff Motti froM Star Wars: A New Hope

I dont know why I love that quote... I just do.

or from The Crow (the MOST underappreciated movie ever)

Eric: "I thought the police always said freeze"

Albrecht: "I am the police and I say don't move, Snow White.  You're under arrest; I don't care what else is wrong with you.  You move and you're dead."

Eric: "And I say I'm dead, and I move"

---Andrew

[BWilli]

hey andrew......the first Crow was great...the second ok....didn't see Salvation....and now they're making a fourth with Ed Furlong.....cant imagine that'd this one is gonna be good......can't stand that kid

[One Girl Army]

"Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want."- Ten Things I Hate About You

"I thought you said you wanted out!"
"Yeah, well, I did, but that was before she kissed me."
"Where?"
"In the car."- Ten Things

"Well, I suppose it does some good. Say one day the Yanks come and hang me in the woods and leave me for a big dead glob."
"That is sciententifically correct."
"Surely someone would come up, find my body, and say 'Who is that?' Then they would look at my hand and say 'Oh, that's nubbin' fingered Jake Rodel' and they'd ride back and tell my Pa."- Ride With The Devil (Jake was talking about the good of getting his pinky shot off)

"What if, in a key moment in the game, my shirt comes open and, oops, my bosoms pop out?"
"You think there's a man in the country who hasn't seen your bosoms?"- A League of Their Own

"What's your name? Or do angels not have names, only beautiful faces?"- A Knight's Tale

I can't think of any more right now.

[Grakthis]

hey andrew......the first Crow was great...the second ok....didn't see Salvation....and now they're making a fourth with Ed Furlong.....cant imagine that'd this one is gonna be good......can't stand that kid

I choose to pretend all crow movies AFTER the first one never existed.  There is no crow 2.  There is no crow salvation.  There is no Ed Furlong.
---Andrew

[topher8467]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
- Dean Vernon Wermer, " National Lampoon's Animal House"

"I'm really a nice guy; if I had friends, you could ask 'em"
- Dr. Walter Cornbluth, "Splash"

"You'll have to pardon my friend ... he's a little slow"
- Lloyd Christmas, "Dumb and Dumber"

[drumpad]

"It's not the meaning of life, it's the feeling of life"

--Down to you

It's a good quote to live by

[BWilli]

hey andrew......the first Crow was great...the second ok....didn't see Salvation....and now they're making a fourth with Ed Furlong.....cant imagine that'd this one is gonna be good......can't stand that kid

I choose to pretend all crow movies AFTER the first one never existed.  There is no crow 2.  There is no crow salvation.  There is no Ed Furlong.
---Andrew

lol

[B]

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you.

Gotta love it lol

-Brian

[MeechNess]

"Mess with the best, die like the rest" Hackers
"Well shit on me" Hackers
"Booty traps",Data
"Booby traps"Mikey
"That's what I said! Booby traps!!"Data
from The Goonies.. I love that movie..

[Grakthis]

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you.

Oh man B, i wish i could repeat all my favorite View Askew quotes on here.  *sigh*
---Andrew

[CheapandEvilgrl]

OK Bones....Bones??? BONES??!! Whatsamattaforyou I break-a you face-a!!!!!!!
~Tony in Lady and the Tramp

[Alecs]

"Don't mess with the bull son! You'll get it by the horns!"

Principle over detention in "The Breakfast Club"

[B]

Oh man B, i wish i could repeat all my favorite View Askew quotes on here.  *sigh*

Me too, LOL. But I did find a PG one so I had to throw that in here

-Brian