Fave Movie Quotes?

[jlmusicchick]

"Goonies never say die" - Goonies

"It's not that I believe in facism, or any other ism for that matter...." - Ferris Bueller

"There's no crying in baseball!" -  A Leage of Their Own

"Blaine! That's not even a name! That's an appliance!" (or something like that) - Pretty in Pink

[nicole]

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
-scarface

I have I like more, but not PG enough.

[Vultch]

its actually a TV quote, not a movie quote but still funny...
gotta love Cartman

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tries anything, I'd be like:
HEY! You get your bitchass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
HEY WOMAN! You shut your mouth and make babies!
HEY! You go do my laundry!
HEY! Listen missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!
HEY! Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in the bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

[Mountaineer]

We are going back-Doc
back where?-Marti
Back to the future!!!-Doc

duh from Back to the future

[PIBby]

"My name is Roberta, I'm addicted to porn, and I masturbate constantly." - Harland Williams, Sorority Boys

"Budhists learn self-discipline from a 400 lbs. man." - Jack Nicholson, Anger Management

"So what? So, let's dance!" Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack

"When you're a tattle-tale, you're not just telling on someone else, but you're telling on yourself. You're saying, 'Hey! I'm a tattle-tale.' Now, is that the tale you wanna tell?" Gary Cole, The Brady Bunch

[rosieposy87]

"On what day did God create Spinal Tap and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"

David: "yes, its a very unusual name David St. Hubbins"
Interviewer:"So who was st.hubbins?"
David:"The patron saint of quality footwear."

I swear Spinal Tap is the funniest film ever made.

[badsrx7]

"He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it"
-Steel Magnolias

"They don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference."
-The American President

"You could be a model. Too bad you're not sexy"
-Cruel Intentions

"No more wire hangers!"
-Mommie Dearest

I love pretty much any line from
Jurassic Park, Save the Last Dance and
A Beautiful Mind.

[sweetdang]

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
--Fight Club

Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself. What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that. Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's going to change that.
--Adaptation.

Yeah but it's easier for plants. I mean they have no memory. They just move on to whatever's next. With a person though, adapting almost shameful. It's like running away.
-Adaptation.

As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away
-Identity.

[Steveau]

"They went with someone who had more theme-park experience. "
-Swingers

Watts: It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Keith: It's not just sex.
Watts: Oh, you want to start a book club with her?
-Some Kind of Wonderful

"Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones."
-Some Kind of Wonderful

"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
-Braveheart

Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
-Spaceballs

[Ms.Redd]

Something from onnah the Brady Bunch Movies:

Man runs up to their car screaming:
"This is a car jack!"

One of the sons (dunno who) says:
"Yes, this IS a car, but my name's not Jack."

[sweetdang]

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there."
-Memento.

[VanessaLover03]

Star Wars:
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the darkside"
"Begun...the Clone War has"
YODA ROX!

[jjthefourth]

Quotes that can't be posted here:

- The whole dialog between Jules and Brett in Pulp Fiction.
- Several of the best View Askew quotes.

A quote that can be posted here:

Pete: "Wait a minute! Who elected you leader a this outfit?"
Everett: "Well, Pete, I just figured it should be the one with capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote!"
Pete: "Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!"
Everett: "Well I'm votin' for yours truly too!"
<They both look to Delmar>
Delmar: "Okay - I'm with you fellas."
—O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Oh yeah, and any line from the movie PCU.  There are so many I honestly can't decide which ones I should put.  So everyone, go rent PCU, and everything you hear, I quoted.

[PintOGuinness]

I thoguht this one was very funny AND very fitting...

Stallone: "Hold it! The Schwarzenegger Library?"
Bullock: "Yes, the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor?"
Stallone: "Stop! He was President?"
Bullock: "Yes. Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment…"

from Demolition Man

[jjthefourth]

"Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones."
-Some Kind of Wonderful

LMAO  Steve, I swear that quote is so something you would say!  :wink: