"This is Phillip, he's my little... guardpuppy, you know..."
"It's such an honor to be on LPS news, it's like the BIGGEST news production... cause like BILLIONS of people are watching this."
"I write BOOKS."
"I'd walk a thousand miles for you guys too."
"It's gonna RAIN. And that's right, it's gon' be rainin' SIDEWAYS."
That kid is going to look back on that in five years and be embarrassed beyond belief. It's one thing when you play with your plastic animals like that, but it's another thing when you put it on the internet.
It was still cute. Even though she's actually 17.