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English Fail?
« on: July 10, 2008, 02:27:40 pm »
Does anyone else LOVE when they find english fail? For those who don't know, english fail is an attempt at spelling something [in english] correctly, or using the correct punctuation when it is really false, and then advertising it whether it be on their store window, or a candy machine, on a bumper, etc, so has anyone else seen it?

here's an example i found yesterday, they spelled raisins "raisans" it was on a candy machine in the mall



and one a korean couple put on their store window


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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 02:53:06 pm »
yeah I can't tell you how many people I see trying to look like Paris Hilton by wearing a shirt that says "Your Hot" or "Your Jealous"  :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 03:04:08 pm »
^hahaha!

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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2008, 02:00:19 am »
gaah grammatical errors make me die a little inside :(

however, I do enjoy some engrish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish); it brings the lulz

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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 12:14:21 pm »
Bad Enligh makes my eyes combust.

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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2008, 09:50:50 pm »
Failed spelling for the win.

We all do it, so we may as well laugh about it :D
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 10:33:33 pm »
Tell me about it. Specially now that I am not in school I can miss spell a word and just get lazy and not change it.

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 10:35:47 pm »
The longer you are away from school, the easier it is to spell incorrectly.

Thankfully, Firefox has a spell-check function, which saves my bacon more often than not!  :twisted:
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 11:00:51 pm »
Quote from: "Agent"
Bad Enligh makes my eyes combust.


I hope you were being ironic.
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2008, 06:58:46 am »
I hate bad English and spelling.. you should've seen my school's yearbook this year. SO MANY MISTAKES! It's painful to read. For example:

 "They tried there best"

They spelled a bunch of names wrong.

 GAH!

 It makes me angry.

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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2008, 06:15:16 pm »
Haha we sell you e-rasers and....you know.
That's what she said.

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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 05:15:18 pm »
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Haha we sell you e-rasers and....you know.
and "penis" ...the regular school items...
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2008, 08:10:17 pm »
There's a store near where I live called "Cheaper Than Cheaper". Their slogan, copied verbatim:

"Smile, your saving. alot of money."

Quotation marks and all.

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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 08:54:41 pm »
i hate the your you're thing, its so easy to remember and people still make mistakes on it, i could go through my yearbook and count all the "your" "you're" mistakes!

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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2008, 12:28:47 am »
I remember some mistakes in English class. Many years ago we had to translate 'Grasshopper' ('Saltamontes') into English, so my schoolmate wrote 'Hopmonts'.
And last year, a different mate had to write 'I agree you', which in Spanish is 'Estoy de acuerdo contigo'. And he wrote this: 'I am offcourse with you'.