"Oh, sorry Vanessa. You know that dog that bit you, who you brought back to its owner? Yeah, that wasn't Bella, even though the owner admitted it was Bella and put it in a freaking quarantine for 10 days, before scheduling it to be euthanized. No, it couldn't possibly because the bite wounds, which have already healed considerably, don't match her teeth. Also, the crazy dog lady that took her in says Bella's very timid but playful, which in itself is an oxymoron. She says that the dog doesn't seem like it would bite, possibly because it's so messed up from a 10-day quarantine to do anything but lie there in a doggy-style fetal position. Sorry, go find another dog."
