Now, don't just say Vanessa 'cause this is NESSAholics.com, you know how much that gets on my nerves. So . . .
(If Vanessa really IS your favorite, choose her, if not, be honest . . . Don't piss me off.)
"That's Haley, the bigger heffer. That's me, and Cece, and Emily in Haley's Dad's pants. He wasn't sad that he was that fat? No, he's pretty much always happy."