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« on: December 01, 2003, 06:14:05 pm »
SHE IS SOOO GREAT.

WE just got the dvd.. then and now, (or something similar to that)
She is SOO hilarious.. WE die everytime we watch it.


I hope there isn't already a thread... but I did check ;D
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2003, 06:57:39 pm »
I like to watch the beginning of her show when she does her dance. She actually gots some rhythm for a white girl.  :lol:

She does crack me up. I haven't seen the DVD you are talking about though.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2003, 07:31:37 pm »
i love her new talk show...she is a very funny lady.
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2003, 09:28:10 am »
she does dory great!
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2003, 01:11:54 pm »
When you're sleeping, you wanna get to sleep but your mind just keeps going and going..

I like grapes..

that was a good restaurant we went to today. The tuna salad was good.. not too much mayo..

I can make tuna salad.. I should really order something I can't make like eggplant parmigiana.. I don't like eggplant but the parmigiana sound interesting.

I think I left money in my pants.. if it's a 1, I don't care.. but if it's a 20, I wanna get that outta there. Soo i've gotta remember.. money in the pants money in the pants.. money in the pants, money in the pants, money in the pants, money in the pants. it's always nice to find money.. although you're not really finding it.. it's yours.

okay what is in the pants? money.. money in the pants.. money in the pants. m in the p, m in the p.. m in the p.. uh.. now I have to pee.. but I don't really have to.. I just went.. but I think I have to.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2004, 07:05:33 pm »
I watch it once in a while and I think its really very funny.

She's always doing crazy and wacky things that make you laugh so hard.

 :D

Does anyone else happen to watch this schnazzy show?

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2004, 12:45:50 pm »
Her interview with SMG was SO funny.
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2004, 12:51:02 pm »
She is SO funny.

Oh my God.

The funniest thing of her that I've seen, is an HBO special. There was one part where she was like.

Yoga doesn't make sense to me. I mean, you're quiet for an hour or two, and you're moving into weird positions. I don't understand why people do it, either.

So the other day, I was at yoga. And like I said, I was being quiet and really still, and it was the strangest thing. Because, I've always wondered what goes through people's minds during this. So I was being quiet and still, and all of the sudden: 'Mama's got the magic, Mama's got the magic, Mama's got the magic of Clorox'.

SO funny. If I was ever a comedian, I would totally steal her stuff ALL the time. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2004, 02:50:26 pm »
LMAO I LOVE the Ellen Show! it's so funny! Like Let I love it when she dances before everyshow...And tony is hilarious! i love it when he starts laughing because then he can never stop and he sounds like such a girl when he does it :-P
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2004, 02:30:24 pm »
Ellen was on a rerun of Will and Grace last night as a nun.

It was funny because she said that when she was 3 her parents said they were taking her to the zoo and they dressed her all up and gave her a lollipop  but they actually dropped her off at the convent and never saw her again and all she wanted to do was see the zoo.

And she had a secret cheesecake business on the side! hehe

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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2004, 04:09:37 pm »
Oh damn, that HBO special she did last year was so hilarious. Ellen is awesome.
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2004, 06:19:59 pm »
I love her schtick on Call waiting being the ultimate people's choice competition..I wish I could find a transcript of the exact joke.  I totally know the feeling..
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2004, 10:00:10 pm »
Quote from: "VaderDawsn"
I love her schtick on Call waiting being the ultimate people's choice competition..I wish I could find a transcript of the exact joke.  I totally know the feeling..
I remember that joke, it was something among the lines of "if you tell someone to hang on you're basically saying, 'let me get rid of this other caller.'"
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2004, 06:17:42 pm »
Ellen is awesome... Can't wait till mid Sept. when the new season of her talk shows premiers.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2004, 06:29:39 pm »
She's the best!  I've seen both her HBO specials plus every episode of her TV show!  I was so happy when they decided to add it to 5 pm as well as 10 am...I miss the 10 am one now because of work, so I always watch the 5 pm one =)

I also can't wait til season 2 starts...It's gonna be awesome!

I love the LookeyLoo and the RifRaf room...Great stuff.  And everytime she hoots like an owl and Tony starts freakin out...Man that's sooooooooo funny!
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