Okay, I say they give him a sex change and make him join the cast of Rich Girls. Or they could give him his own reality show. It'd be like this :
They tie two heavy concrete blocks to his feet. They make him bleed in several different spots, because they will be throwing him into a tank full of Great White Sharks that haven't been fed in weeks. They also give him a deadly, poisonous shot. What will kill Saddam first? (it all happens at once)