1. I hate needles. No way in hell you will get me near one. I'll pull it out as soon as you stick me.
2. Nobody ever cards me. I can walk right in to any movie as is.
So far, the highlight of all this has been a very nice check for a very nice sum of money somewhere between $499.99 and $500.01. :-D
Thanks everyone! I will have a happy birthday, even though I will leave the house at 7 AM and get back at 10 PM. :-P