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Peanut Butter: A Lesson for our English Friends!
« on: October 10, 2004, 06:50:26 am »
Peanut butter, largely credited to George Washington Carver in 1880, was part of the inventors list of 300 uses for peanuts.  Carver did this to encourage farmers to rotate crops and, specifically, to plant peanuts because of their ability to reknew the soil between tobacco and cotton crops.

In 1922, Joseph L.Rosefield began selling a number of brands of peanut butter in California. These peanut butters were churned like butters they were smoother than the gritty peanut butters of the day. He soon received the first patent for a shelf-stable peanut butter which would stay fresh for up to a year because the oil didn't separate from the peanut butter.

One of the first companies to adopt this new process was Swift &Company for its E.K. Pond peanut butter, renamed Peter Pan in1928. In 1932, Rosefield had dispute with Peter Pan and began producing peanut butter under the Skippy label the following year. Rosefield created the first crunchy style peanut butter two years later by adding chopped peanuts into creamy peanut butter at the end of the manufacturing process. In 1955, Procter & Gamble entered the peanut butter business by acquiring W.T. Young Foods in Lexington, Kentucky, makers of Big Top Peanut Butter. They introduced Jif in 1958 and now operate the world's largest peanut butter plant, churning out 250,000 jars every day!

One-half of all edible peanuts produced in the United States are used to make peanut butter and peanut spreads.

Peanut butter is an excellent source of protien, niacin and magnesium.  As well as being downright tasty with chocolate, grape jelly, bannanas or just a glass of milk!

To help our confused English (or just taste impaired) friends, here is a step by step illustrated guide to peanut butter.




*YAWN*

It's early sunday morning.  Whatever will I have for breakfast?   How about a healthy and nutritous peanut butter sandwich!

But do I have the neccesary ingredients?  Let's see!



Bread, Check.  Toaster, Check.

Wait, I'm forgetting something.



Oh yeah!  Peanut butter! hahahahahahahaha!

So, first things first.



Take 2 slices of bread and add them to the toaster.



When it's done, the tast should be nice and toasty brown.  If it's not, then you forgot to turn on the toaster!  Silly n00b!



Next, take your knife and gently spread the peanut butter on your two pieces of toast.  Make sure to lick the knife when you're done!

When you're done, putt the two pieces of toast together with the peanut butter coated sides facing eachother.



When you're done, add a glass of milk and enjoy!



Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm good!



Even Frodo loves it!

Now go make your own peanut butter sandwich for breakfast.

And remember, JUST SAY NO to vegimite and marmite!

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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2004, 06:54:37 am »
OMG. i'm seriously going to pee myself. :razz: this is the greatest thread created - i <3 peanut butter to the max

and you forgot to specify to use a butter knife - if you use a sharp one and then lick it you run the risk of slicing your tongue (note - this is something i acutally have not done - but almost did :-X)

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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2004, 07:05:18 am »
We have peanut butter here so em what r u talking about :?

Is this post not intended to me cause im not English :?

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2004, 07:12:13 am »
Quote from: "Scotty"
We have peanut butter here so em what r u talking about :?

Is this post not intended to me cause im not English :?


If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore! :)

Kev hates peanutbutter.  HATES IT.

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2004, 07:18:25 am »
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Scotty"
We have peanut butter here so em what r u talking about :?

Is this post not intended to me cause im not English :?


If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore! :)

Kev hates peanutbutter.  HATES IT.

@J - :D


It was a joke 8O  wow never seen that coming
I have never tasted peanut butter

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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2004, 07:20:37 am »
Is this a BOVERED face!?
"I'm all about the wordplay."

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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2004, 07:23:35 am »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Is this a BOVERED face!?


ROFL

BOVER YOUR MOTHER!
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2004, 07:28:25 am »
P.S Your toaster SUCKS.
"I'm all about the wordplay."

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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2004, 07:38:16 am »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
P.S Your toaster SUCKS.


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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2004, 07:39:55 am »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
P.S Your toaster SUCKS.


exactly what i was thinking 8)

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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2004, 07:51:10 am »
I want a lesson on marmite.  I think Grakthis needs one too.  Nevermind what else I think Grakthis needs.

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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2004, 08:36:34 am »
If you ever do come to england i'd advise you not to eat jif.

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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2004, 08:40:30 am »
lol. who toasts their bread?

it's a PB sandwich. you don't toast the bread. crazyness...

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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2004, 08:56:40 am »
The very fact he uses Jif, toasts his bread, makes a historical reference to the state he lives in, and ACTUALLY gives lessons, I would say Grakthis is a peanut butter freak.

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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2004, 09:20:25 am »
I always mention George Washington Carver  when talking about peanut butter because that's what the Aladdin genie told me on Saturday monings!

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