Thanks Nerea
We went out last weekend instead (to coincide with some long time friends that I had visiting). It was a great night until my (drunk idiot) brother got us thrown out of the queue for a club (typically after half of the group had already paid and gone in). So half of us ended up in the closest late night bar called "The corn exchange" my least favourite bar of all time (if, by some cruel practical joke of fate, you ever find yourself on a night out in Leicester, make sure you steer well clear of it). The rest of the night was a pretty standard affair. Not a birthday to remember by any standards. I was taking it easy because the last time I went out with that crowd, I horrendously embarassed myself. lol.
24 already eh? Getting old are we, Scum?
lol. Tell me about it. Almost a quarter of the way to 100. Scary
Happy bir...... LOOK BEHIND YOU! A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!
How convenient, you fight like a cow.
I hope you have the shitest birthday ever! 
-Originalitee!
Unlucky. I coming to Scotland to smash your pint glasses, fight with your police and be sick in your streets ;-) Should be great.
Scumador, what can i say? Another unfortunate year in your unfortunate life. hehe
*pretends to pour a pint of something*
I will enjoy the squares. But all the while I'll be thinking how much nicer pickled onion Monster Munch are.
So have a great day Scum, i hope by the time you are 25 you are sending criminals (ahem, geeks) to prison.
Thanks Rosie. And too right, "There's no internet where you're going nerd. Take him away officer"
Thanks all
